henna tattoos for the pod of pregnant women. that's antoinette, who's due on the same day as bradee. (hi antoinette, you're an interweb celebrity.)

defcon 2.

The baby's due this weekend. We've had 12 weeks of childbirth classes, along with many hours of midwife time, but we've had exactly zero hours of "how to keep your baby alive" training. That seems wrong. Maybe it's all instinct. For instance, last night I instinctively decided to stop dicking around and start painting the baby room. T-minus 4 and I'm already a delinquent parent.

In other news, I'm looking for a new job. Those with interesting leads, I'd love to hear from you.